It was awesome!!! The retreat was sponsored by the union and held at a ranch: http://www.tanqueverderanch.com/. I had to drive forever to get there; it’s at the very end of Speedway, 14000 block (east). I live at the 1400 block east (not Speedway, but it gives you an idea of the distance — 1260 blocks (since they start counting at 100). The place is big (once I found it) and so it took some searching to discover where we were supposed to be. After signing in and getting a cup of coffee, we signed up for our massage time. We went on a hike, and then Angela (the teacher from my school who suggested we do this) and I had our massages. That meant we missed the beginning of yoga, but the part I was there for confirmed my lack of balance and coordination. I’m going to try some more, though. Maybe it will help! The massage was awesome, though. Unless I already used the word awesome. In that case, the massage was some other superlative.
Next was aromatherapy. I started falling asleep at one point, but someone pointed out that could be because we’d massaged lemongrass oil into our skins and could smell it, and so perhaps the relaxing properties went a bit far. It was interesting, but some of the information seemed a bit … far-fetched to me. For example, she talked about waves, and how different things have waves and people have waves and the oils match people waves and can increase them, while other things work against the waves. And ideally people waves are in the 90s. Something like that. Where’s the data? Who decided there were waves and how did they prove it? Etc. There were a lot of things like that, but I do like nice smelling things, so it was OK. Not super, but decent.
For lunch we went to the buffet there that was included. Some people come out there just for lunch. I can understand why. The food was excellent, and not lunchy. No sandwiches, etc. Salad, tons of deserts, three or four main dishes, etc. And in talking to the people at my table, I discovered that the bakery that I loved didn’t disappear, it merely moved. I couldn’t find it because I thought it was a Greek bakery, since I remember the baklava quite fondly. But apparently Nadine’s is a Jewish bakery and alive and well on either Broadway or Speedway. I definitely have to find it!
The rest of our time was unstructured. There was someone there who was alone, who we’d talked to and ate with, so I invited her to join us for the rest of our time. We went to the gift shop, which was nice but I didn’t spend any money. Then we went to the pool and the spa — first one, then the other, back and forth. It was hard to leave! But I plan to do the same thing at the folks’ tomorrow, so that helped me get out of the water for today!
It really was an awesome time and an awesome place. They have a lot of programs — weekend events, people who just stay for the heck of it. It’s expensive (I don’t know how much), but a visitor from Maine whom I talked to said that you pay for everything up front, which is nice. Then you don’t have to decide if you can afford to go horseback riding this day or that, for example. You can do it all because you already paid for it.
Oh — when you see the statue of the horse — behind him were real horse turds on the ground, as if he’d done them!!









I’m not sure if you can see it, but I’m touching a Duck Crossing sign!





